Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?
A: Sweet Fuck All...

Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool?
A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.