Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.

Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduces themself.

Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.